The ancient Chinese (Zhou dynasty, thereabouts) put north on the bottom of the map, and south on the top. Also, they followed the convention that the compass points south.

So I'm usually not big on these online quizzes. But I had to find out what kind of post-modernist I am:

You are a Gender Nazi. Your boundary-crossing lifestyle inspires awe in your friends and colleagues. Or maybe they're just scared you will kick their asses for using gender-specific language. Either way, the wife-beater helps. What kind of postmodernist are you!? (brought to you by Quizilla)

And I'll let you guess what category of Indie I am.